It's Good to Know He Remembers His Mother's Cell Phone Number..

More Dental Wax, Please!

Moishy asked for more dental wax.
What happened to the stuff he had?
Well...

Real Onion Rings

Rachelli: "Look! Onion rings!"

Avraham: "Real onion rings?"

Rachelle: "No. Schnitzel onion rings."

I guess in her world, "real" onion rings are:

We're Lucky That Avraham Is A Lefty...

... and Moish is right-handed.

That's the only way they can both eat at the same time when a new Lego catalog arrives.

Yep, Those Are Definitely Reismans

The boys eat breakfast,

get dressed

(whoopsie... maybe you should look at the shirt while you put it on...)

and wait for the bus,

all without taking their eyes out of their books.

The Mountain That Didn't Brag

"Hashem gave the Towah on Haw Sinai because it didn't gwab!"

"Grab!? Rachelli, do you mean 'brag'?"

"Wight. It didn't bwag!"

Why We Like Driving To Sheva Brachos in Brooklyn

It's the only sure way to make the kids fall asleep before midnight!

A Dessert Called Cow

“Mommy, there’s a dessert called cow. It’s not spelled like the animal. I once tasted it and I don’t like it.”

“Bracha, do you mean, mousse?”

“Oh yeah, moose.”


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