All Our Yesterdays

Arriving at the pizza shop one Sunday afternoon, Rachelli commented:
"Mommy took us here yesterday!"
Abba said:
"Rachelli, yesterday was Shabbos! We don't go to the pizza store on Shabbos."
"No," Rachelli clarified. "It was a different yesterday..."

Cookie Tree

But It Makes Her Get Money

Dolly Hair

Abba "No! You may not draw on your doll! Markers are for paper only!"
Rachelli, unimpressed: "It's a crayon."
Abba: "Why did you color on her head?"
Rachelli: "It's her haircut."

From The "Why-Do-We-Bother-Buying-Furniture" Department

Who sees the sleeping boy?

Homework-Induced Appetite

Abba: "Moishy, are you hungry?"

Moishy: "Yes."

Abba: "Okay, so have some pizza and then we'll do homework. Avraham, would you like to eat?"

Avraham: "I'm not hungry."

Abba: "Perfect! We'll do homework now while Moishy eats!"

Avraham: "I'm hungry."

Chutney

Now that he's memorized all the dinosaurs, Avraham is tackling a new subject and is reading all the - well, see for yourself.

After finishing all the ones at home, he's moved on to the ethnic ones in the library.

One day we asked Avraham what he wants for lunch.

"Chutney," he says.

At least he didn't ask for lutefisk or escargot.