Cleaning Help

Brach just said she is "cleaning the mess in the kitchen."

Let's see what exactly was cluttering the kitchen...

I see. Thank you, Bracha!

Dollies

One fall morning...

Bracha: Mommy, can you get me a dollie?

(Now, mind you, Bracha has never shown any interest in playing with anything remotely girlish. Hooray, I think, my creature is blossoming into a nurturing, kind little maidele!)

Mommy: Are you going to take care of the dollie? Give her a bottie? Put her to bed?

Bracha: Dollies don't drink botties. They don't go to sleep.

Mommy: So why do you want a dollie?

Bracha: Dollies don't cry when you hit them.

Oh, well...

Signs Your Child Might Be In An "Out-Of-Town" Yeshiva

He brings this home from an October field trip.